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If you're familiar with the phrase "farm rules" these rules won't surprise you.
  1. If you want it here, bring it. This is your forum.
  2. Don't be a dick.
  3. If you're being enough of a jerk you'll get a vacation or locked in the Octagon.
  4. We make mistakes. You make mistakes. Don't get your panties in a bunch.
  5. No porn or similar that can get people in trouble at work.
  6. Fake Noobs are permitted, but only if they're interesting. If you use it to fuck with someone, you will get a vacation and we might merge the n00b with your real account. Do you see how that might go?
  7. Posting about your personal work is ok, but no spam.
  8. Family is off limits.
  9. We're invite only but that doesn't mean you'll like everyone.
  10. This shit isn't hard. Don't make it hard.

    And the obvious rule...

  11. Don't do anything that violates any laws. Duh.

How is this place different?

  1. See the rules above.
  2. We are somewhat off the grid. What you post here won't show up on a google search. That doesn't mean you should be an idiot and share your SS# or worse.
  3. We're invite only. This keeps the rabble down. We will, however, accept all those invited. If you like someone and think they could add something positive to the mix, invite them - even if you know not everyone will like them.

Post. Post often. Bring your funny and bring your smart.

p.s. We'll do what we can to keep this place on the up and up, but we can't and won't read everything here and aren't responsible for the content other people post.

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By agreeing to these rules, you warrant that you will not post any messages that are threatening, or otherwise violative of any laws.

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